News: Who will wear the beard this year?

Christmas Eve is but two shopping days away and still no overweight male has volunteered to wear the fake beard and red outerwear to become "Santa Claus" for the Sunlit Falls Holiday Bash-a-Roo (HBaR.) Event coordinator, Rolly Evans, says he's not worried.
"I can always play 'Santa' if no one else wants to," Evans claims.
"It's clean," Evans assures potential "Santa" candidates, "I Febreezed the hell out of it."
This year's HBaR will be held in the party room of Evans' loft complex.

Tons of $35 general admission tickets are still available. Admission is $34 if you bring a canned good.