News: I'm Getting Sick and Tired

...of all this crap.
While I love the fact that the visitor ticker is racking up the digits, I am getting annoyed by the fact that we still haven't given away the prize. Maybe it's the prize's fault, I thought to myself just now. After all, who wants a stupid cardboard key to some city they've never even been to or even heard of? I would, so I must be a nut. I thought of making the prize an iPod Nano or something like that, but it's just not in this year's budget (thanks, Governor Tight-Pockets!)
At any rate, the contest is still on, only now we're looking for visitor number 75. So, if you happen to find yourself as 75, just please email me by clicking the advertise here! button at the upper right of the screen. It will be worth it for me and you and everybody else in the world. Trust me.
-Jackie G