Contest: The 40th Site Visitor Wins!

Yo,
Mayor G here. Well, our big 30th site visior contest was a total bust and a great humiliation to me personally. Here's what we'll do: the 40th site vistor will get the prize: the key to the m*th**-f***in' city! So, if you happen to be the 40th site visitor, just leave a comment to this post sayin' "I win!" and shoot an email to us by clicking the "advertise here" button in the upper right of the screen. Check the post below for other details, like what the key is made out of (hint: cardboard.)
-Out