Announcement: I'm Feelin' Down

Hey,
How's it goin'? Me? I'm feelin' a little down. Who am I? Oh, nobody. Why should you care? You're never gonna meet me in real life anyways. All you need to know about me is that I'm down in the dumps these days. Don't know why. Have you ever felt this way? I bet you haven't. You look like you got it all put together. Lucky.

Well, I'm gonna go back to bed--unless you feel like hangin' out. We could watch a video. I could pop some microwave popcorn. What do you say?
-Mel